BREAKING NEWS FROM THE STATE LEGISLATURE

FRANKLIN, TN -- In a massive, statewide undercover sting operation, State 
Senator Jim Bryson has been detained and is sure to go to jail this coming 
Tuesday, September 20.   The operation carried out by the Muscular Dystrophy 
Association (MDA) was codenamed Operation "Folsom Prison Blues."  The exact 
number of legislators nabbed was undetermined at press time.  However, sources 
indicate that the sting operation nabbed a number of dirty rotten scoundrels 
who will all be serving time with Senator Bryson.

In a noon press conference, Sheriff Fife declared, "We got 'em good. They are 
goin' behind bars for good."  The Sheriff went on to state that the roundup was
peaceful and he didn't even have to take his bullet from his pocket.  "The 
state will remain safe as long as Sheriff Fife is on the job," declared Sheriff
Fife.

Senator Bryson and others are accused of ignoring the desperate need for money 
to fund research to find a cure for Muscular Dystrophy and to help those 
children and adults suffering from the disease.  On Tuesday morning, MDA will 
toss Senator Bryson in the slammer only to be released when he raises his bail.
Because the sting operation overwhelmed the State Prison system, a temporary 
jail has been established at The Factory in Franklin on Tuesday.

Though most Tennesseans will stand up and cheer the prospect of another State 
Senator tossed in the slammer, Senator Bryson has asked his friends, supporters
and those who simply don.t like him very much to cough up some bail money to 
get him out of the pokey.  Critics are skeptical that anyone would help the 
Senator get out of jail, but the Senator continues to beg shamelessly anyway.

Should anyone be gullible enough to help Senator Bryson raise his bail money, 
they can do so simply by clicking on the link 
http://mdalockup.org/bailpage.aspx?j=51560 or copying the link and pasting it
in the browser window.  If you are like most Tennesseans and would prefer that 
legislators remain in the slammer for as long as possible please donate anyway
to help find a cure for this terrible disease that affects so many children.

When Judge Judy asked Senator Bryson if he could raise his bail, the Senator 
responded, .I.m confident the good people of Tennessee will step up to donate 
to the Muscular Dystrophy Association with a sizable tax-deductible gift..  
The Judge mumbled something about the state being safer when legislators are 
behind bars before setting the Senator.s bail and adjourning.

Editorial Comment:  Though seeing a legislator behind bars is a sight for sore 
eyes, we believe that helping these children is an even greater urgency.  
Please click on the link and give generously.  Some child will have an easier 
life because you had the heart to give.  Thank you.